schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.
schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.
schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.
schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.
schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.

schmemy:

Possibly the greatest moment of my entire life. He didn’t hear us. The windows were up. So clearly the only explanation is that his nerd heart resonated with our own nerd hearts. Believe it.

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

(Source: dewogong)

evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

stillwatersofconsciousness:

“over the moon” can either describe a really happy person or a really apathetic werewolf 

luciforeal:

luciforeal:

"can your science explain why it rains?" “yes! yes it can!”

"are you saying i’m a liar?" “no, i’m saying you’re an optimist. same thing basically.”

first i was annoyed by sokka and now i realise that i am sokka

"i was thinking we could… do an activity together? *stuffs face with food*"
i am definitely sokka

miaman:

im LAME
miaman:

im LAME

miaman:

im LAME

pokemon-photography:

blazikingdom:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

But you guys need to watch the video if you haven’t already

I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.  

pokemon-photography:

blazikingdom:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

But you guys need to watch the video if you haven’t already

I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.  

(Source: acidocasualidad)

therealbarbielifts:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this